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Bondo
Educated at Clownbridge University, it was while studying for his first class degree in Plankology that James "Jimmy" Bondo was recruited to become a custard spy by the Clown Secret Service.
Miss Monkeypinney
Educated at Jugglers, Jane joined MPIE5 straight from secretarial school. She can type meaningless sentences extremely quickly, gives great phone and is a terrible flirt.
Um
Codenamed Um, Veronica Redacted has been Director General of MPIE5 since 2007, when she replaced Dame Judi Dench. Veronica has a Certificate in Misdirection from the Institute of Tomfoolery and is 48.
Queuey
Quentin "Queuey" Boothroyd invented MPIE5's most successful gadgets, including the exploding custard pie, the glitter grenade and the modern agent's most indispensable weapon, the extendable plank.
Our Staff
Information about our staff, their roles and the skills required to work for the Clown Security Service.
Ninja Threat
Information about the current threats to national security posed by ninjas.
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